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"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'Greenwich in the Season'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Satis Factory Tour

Moliere

C Day Lewis.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

'Hello front desk? There are a couple of little cooties on my pillow!'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

Excess Baggage: For many of us, 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.'

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

"Bargain hunters!"