High-end Connoisseur T-Shirts

Find a t-shirt that celebrates the sophisticated tastes of a high-end connoisseur—stylish, clever, and high-quality. Ideal for those who love to showcase their discerning style with a touch of fun.

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"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund." mockup

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

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"I think I need an extra pillow." mockup

"I think I need an extra pillow."

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'Greenwich in the Season'

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Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?' mockup

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

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"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients." mockup

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

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Man frozen in portrait pose.

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Satis Factory Tour

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Moliere

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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well." mockup

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

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Bleak House

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Charles Dickens.

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'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.' mockup

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

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'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.' mockup

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

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'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth' mockup

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

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'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.' mockup

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

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"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?" mockup

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

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The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark mockup

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

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' I hear she was quite the collector...'

' I hear she was quite the collector...' mockup

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

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'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.' mockup

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

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The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

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When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville! mockup

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

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Sergei Rachmaninov

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'Hello front desk? There are a couple of little cooties on my pillow!'

'Hello front desk? There are a couple of little cooties on my pillow!' mockup

'Hello front desk? There are a couple of little cooties on my pillow!'

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"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?" mockup

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

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"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...." mockup

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

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"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

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"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay." mockup

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

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A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.' mockup

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

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Excess Baggage: For many of us, 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

Excess Baggage: For many of us, 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service. mockup

Excess Baggage: For many of us, 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

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"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?" mockup

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

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"Oh, the economic crisis... when I think of what I've got to part with to keep the Lamborghini, the racehorse and the house in St. Tropez..."

"Oh, the economic crisis... when I think of what I've got to part with to keep the Lamborghini, the racehorse and the house in St. Tropez..." mockup

"Oh, the economic crisis... when I think of what I've got to part with to keep the Lamborghini, the racehorse and the house in St. Tropez..."

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'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.'

'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.' mockup

'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.'

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"Bargain hunters!"

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'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?' mockup

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

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"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

"It speaks to my desire to spend money." mockup

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

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High-end Connoisseur T-Shirts Collection

High-end Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the high-end connoisseur—clever, classy, and perfect for elevating their coffee or tea moments.

High-end Connoisseur Pillows

Find the perfect pillow for the connoisseur’s refined home—comfortable, sophisticated, and with just the right touch of humor.

High-end Connoisseur Prints

Visit our art print collection for the connoisseur—beautiful, witty, and crafted to enhance their elegant space.