Refined Connoisseur T-Shirts

Cheeseboard mouse trap

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Fried chickens.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Jackson Pollock as a child

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

S**t Threw a Goose

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

Satis Factory Tour

Moliere

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Charles Dickens.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Bleak House

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Pickled beets.

'So when's happy hour?'

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'