Refined Connoisseur Gifts

Cheeseboard mouse trap

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Fried chickens.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Jackson Pollock as a child

S**t Threw a Goose

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

Satis Factory Tour

Moliere

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"Brian's considering the optics."

Charles Dickens.

C Day Lewis.

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Bleak House

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

Pickled beets.

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'So when's happy hour?'

Lemonade/Prune-aid

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'