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Satis Factory Tour

Acme Pen Co -"If they don't work, just toss 'em in the bin"

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

Bookworm Sleepover

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

The latest in Eyewear.

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Second aid

Man frozen in portrait pose.

S**t Threw a Goose

"They've got insulation to die for!"

Moliere

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Bleak House

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"You're stealing the blanket."

Charles Dickens.

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

A railway station covered in advertising.

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'