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"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Quality Control

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Rust test in progress.

"Office of quality assurance"

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

Satis Factory Tour

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"It floated. I want my money back."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Quality Contorl.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

Benchmark

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'