Haute Couture Enthusiast Pillows

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

"All pointed objects, madam."

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

Haute Suture

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

A Macaroni in 1772

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Granny Wear

Sir Cecil Beaton

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

Melania Trump

Obscene Hollywood phone call

Teacup

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

'We have to talk.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

The latest fall fashion trends

Stylist at London Fashion week resigns over a designer's decision to use a live rooster as a suitable accessory to the outfit.

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

What To Wear On The Interstate -The Spring Collection

'And what did you model-mashed potatoes and gravy?'

Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

Belling the Cat

Evening Gown

A Car checking out some Cardigans made for Cars

'Wow ! look at the zips on him'

'Hemlines will remain the same this year, but legs will be shorter.'