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'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

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A Macaroni in 1772

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Why Poodles Become Killers

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

I think the cat wants to go out.

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

Sir Cecil Beaton

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

Melania Trump

Diane Keaton

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

Satire on Contemporary Fashion

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Stylist at London Fashion week resigns over a designer's decision to use a live rooster as a suitable accessory to the outfit.

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

'We have to talk.'