Curvy Couture Lover Pillows

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Haute Suture

Pastry Hat

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Snapshots in Time

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

I think the cat wants to go out.

The latest in Eyewear.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Sir Cecil Beaton

"I opted for the upgrades."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Joan Crawford junior

Melania Trump

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

"I'd like to report some bad guys."