Curvy Couture Lover Mugs

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Haute Suture

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

Why Poodles Become Killers

Snapshots in Time

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

I think the cat wants to go out.

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Sir Cecil Beaton

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

Joan Crawford junior

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

Melania Trump

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'