Comfy Couture Lovers Pillows

Haute Suture

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Melania Trump

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

Teacup

Bunny Slippers

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

The latest fall fashion trends

Obscene Hollywood phone call

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

Belling the Cat

Dumpy McComforts

Some people just can't wear snug fitting woollens.

"I'm buying some back-to-office clothes."

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

"Granted it's not fire or the wheel. I'm just hoping to create a little fashion buzz."

"Those are my everyday sweats, and these are my Zoom sweats."

"All pointed objects, madam."