Comfy Couture Lovers Gifts

Summer is ending, Ernie. It's time for me to put away my business shorts and bring my business sweatpants back out.

Haute Suture

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"Ah, sweatpants."

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Melania Trump

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

Teacup

Bunny Slippers

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

The latest fall fashion trends

Obscene Hollywood phone call

Anna Wintour

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

Woman Sheep Knitting from her Husband.

Belling the Cat

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

Some people just can't wear snug fitting woollens.

"I'm buying some back-to-office clothes."

"Granted it's not fire or the wheel. I'm just hoping to create a little fashion buzz."

Dumpy McComforts

"Those are my everyday sweats, and these are my Zoom sweats."