Vintage Couture Lover Pillows

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

The Missing Sock Returns

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Military Medals

The Elliot Ness monster.

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A Macaroni in 1772

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Hipsters"

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

High Riders of the Old West

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Victorian Selfie

Opening the Barrel

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Vivienne Westwood

Swells - Men's Fashion

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.