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Museum of Mediocre Art.

"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"

"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Paul Klee

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

It's a call from Tate modern.

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Misunderstood artist

Painting taking root...

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Projectile painting.'

TV-Man

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'I could do that.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Children's Art Show.

The Rise of Modern Art

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Rodin's Browser

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Convenience.

"Now this I get."