Outfit Appreciator T-Shirts

"Put another minnow on my line!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Silver Fox

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Snapshots in Time

I love my cape

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

'Hey, we're in style!'

Solidarity.

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Womens dressing rooms.

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

"Have you got it in beige?"

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

Dueling marionettes.

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

Court barrister working from home

'The lion's lost his pride.'

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

Man in bright shirt distracts cinema goers.

Curate's dress sense

"Too dressy?"

'Gee, I don't know. Can I see this in another mirror?'

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

"I think we can relax, they're not lumberjacks after all: They're hipsters..."