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Curate's dress sense

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"That shirt is so last year."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Put another minnow on my line!"

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

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'You must have something in my size?'

"He just woke up from hibernation."

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

It's my summer robe.

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

It's ok to be a morning person, Ron, just not all day long.

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"