Robe Appreciator Gifts

Curate's dress sense

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"That shirt is so last year."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Put another minnow on my line!"

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

'You must have something in my size?'

"He just woke up from hibernation."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'