Clothes Admirer T-Shirts

'The only really satisfying relationship I ever had was with my clothes.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Modern Major General

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Keeping warm.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Congratulations on the new you!

Changing Room Decisions