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"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"Trust me – she's a witch."

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"Ahem."

"It was a crime of fashion."

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Frock Coat

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

Too Much?

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

Bad Outfit Alarm.

Pirate trying on parrots.

'You must have something in my size?'

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

'As marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition, my advice is that you trade ends occasionally.'