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"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"

"Can't believe they didn't have your size."

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

"That shirt is so last year."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"It was a crime of fashion."

Too Much?

"Ahem."

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

Frock Coat

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

Bad Outfit Alarm.

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

Pirate trying on parrots.