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'Sorry, Brother Jerome -- the Archbishop nixed your 'Casual Friday' idea.'

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

Joined at the hipster.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"That shirt is so last year."

Purple dress

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Mummy's Purse...

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"It's dress down day!"

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

'How does this one feel?'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.