Robe Enthusiasts Mugs

'Sorry, Brother Jerome -- the Archbishop nixed your 'Casual Friday' idea.'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"That shirt is so last year."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

The Mummy's Purse...

Purple dress

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"It's dress down day!"

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'How does this one feel?'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'