Robe And Slipper Enthusiast T-Shirts

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"That shirt is so last year."

'... but I threw away those old ratty slippers.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"Are those my slippers?!"

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

Cowboy Slippers

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

"He just woke up from hibernation."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'