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'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"Trust me, Mr. Claus. It reeks of generosity."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'She's so put together!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

Pampered and poodled.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"