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'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"Trust me, Mr. Claus. It reeks of generosity."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Scarf puts hat back on.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"I don't like your application."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"That shirt is so last year."

Vivienne Westwood

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."