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"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"That shirt is so last year."

'How about a pair of alligator shoes?' - 'No, I never wear second-hand clothes.'

Map of the modern man.

Man trying on a suit can't see himself in the mirror.

'I want something that is sassy but sophisticated.'

Elephant rejects bikini in dressing room to salesperson.

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

"Oh my god! I've got sunburnt!"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

The latest in Eyewear.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Phone Mittens

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Man in a Tuxedo

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"You look great."

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

Hats in the Wind

"Take me to your tailor."

'Careful guys.. He's wearing a power tie!'