Sartorial Scientist T-Shirts

'As it's women and not men who wear make-up, that must mean men are naturally prettier.'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

The Style of Elements

Scientists are sexy

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"That shirt is so last year."

The latest in Eyewear.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Phone Mittens

Man in a Tuxedo

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"You look great."

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

Hats in the Wind

Let's try to get a different sponsor next year.

'Careful guys.. He's wearing a power tie!'

"Take me to your tailor."

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'