Sartorial Scientist Prints

'As it's women and not men who wear make-up, that must mean men are naturally prettier.'

The Style of Elements

Scientists are sexy

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"That shirt is so last year."

The latest in Eyewear.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Man in a Tuxedo

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Phone Mittens

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"You look great."

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

Hats in the Wind

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

"Take me to your tailor."

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'Careful guys.. He's wearing a power tie!'

Let's try to get a different sponsor next year.

I wanted gloves without fingers!

'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'