Sartorial Explorer Prints

"You look great."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Girl in cow onesie.

"Underweird bras."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Western Outfitters.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Australian Mobile Bar

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

'Cosmetic surgery.'

Man in a Tuxedo

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

A Suggested Reform in Ballet Costume

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."