Sartorial Explorer Mugs

"You look great."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Girl in cow onesie.

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Underweird bras."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Western Outfitters.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Australian Mobile Bar

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

'Cosmetic surgery.'

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Man in a Tuxedo

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

"Can you de-schlump him?"