Sartorial Savant Mugs

"How soon do you need these?"

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"I don't give a damn what's showing in Milan—you get a suit from Brooks Brothers."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

New Suit.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"That shirt is so last year."

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

Tie Rolls

The latest in Eyewear.

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Choosing What To Wear.

Man in a Tuxedo

GURLERS

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."