Sartorial Savant Gifts

"How soon do you need these?"

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"I don't give a damn what's showing in Milan—you get a suit from Brooks Brothers."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

New Suit.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"That shirt is so last year."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Tie Rolls

The latest in Eyewear.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

Choosing What To Wear.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Man in a Tuxedo

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

GURLERS

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."