Sartorial Survivalist Gifts

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"1-1"

'Arf! Arf!'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

Waiting for Pants

"That shirt is so last year."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Man in a Tuxedo

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Phone Mittens

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

Starving explorer.