Survivalist Fashion Gifts

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Arf! Arf!'

Waiting for Pants

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

Prepper Dog

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Tsunami Evac Route

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Now do you believe me?"

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'