Survivalist Fashion Pillows

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Arf! Arf!'

Waiting for Pants

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Prepper Dog

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Tsunami Evac Route

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Island and man

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Now do you believe me?"

Starving explorer.

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Desert crawler following water

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"