Survivalist Pillows

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

One bucket in, one bucket out.

"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'Looks like they finally figured out how to ferment coconut milk.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."

Shipwreck survivor on desert island with 'Trespassers will be prosecuted' sign.

"When it comes to surviving, you're learning from the best."

"Phil!"

Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up....

'Antioxidants! Antioxidants!...'

'This place only has an electric can opener?'

'I can't wait to see what's inside! Food, clothing...anything would help me at this point!'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

trapped on a desert island

'GPS! GPS!'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

Surviving July 4th: One Doll's Story.

"You can eat that muck if you like, I'm going to eat the Sergent Major!"

'Isn't it great to get away from all the violence of the city, to the peace and quiet of the great outdoors?'

Plane drops toilet tissue to a castaway.

"It's bad Sir. We're out of supplies, lost and I don't think Captain Scott understands the gravity of our situation."

"You're starting to look good to me, bro."

Live, Laugh, Love.

Cactus Water

"I was hoping for a more personal pizza delivery!"

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

"Really? That's the first time you've eaten somebody?"

"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I'm a hunter." "I'm a gatherer."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."