Survivalist Hero Pillows

'Saved!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Emergency Phone.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Arf! Arf!'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Desert Island Books

Desert crawler following water

Starving explorer.

"Now do you believe me?"

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.