Survivalist Hero Prints

'Saved!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Emergency Phone.

'Arf! Arf!'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Don't Take No For an Answer

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Island and man

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Starving explorer.

Desert crawler following water

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

How to survive the coming crash.