Survivalists Prints

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

The Desert Crawlers

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

Snowmen during the Stone Age...

"We're pre-approved for a credit card."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

The hammock.

Madness of isolation on a desert island.

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

I survived end of the world after party.

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Now do you believe me?"

Worst Case Scenario in a winter storm situation...

Hunt, Gather Or Get Out Of The Way.

Water pump in desert surrounded by barbed wire and crowd control barriers.

'So long suckers...Better luck next time!'

I think you're starting to identify with our captor, Bob.

Army Navy Surplus Store. They're using everything at the moment. (Published originally on June 1, 2005.)

"Happy New Year"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Desert Island Tic-Tac-Toe

"Oh man, I picked a bad week to quit drinking."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Arf! Arf!'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'