Survivalist Superhero Prints

"I learned my lesson after Katrina and the BP oil spill. Basically, it's be ready for just about anything."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Arf! Arf!'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Prepper Dog

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Tsunami Evac Route

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."