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Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

One bucket in, one bucket out.

"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."

'Looks like they finally figured out how to ferment coconut milk.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."

Shipwreck survivor on desert island with 'Trespassers will be prosecuted' sign.

"When it comes to surviving, you're learning from the best."

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

'I can't wait to see what's inside! Food, clothing...anything would help me at this point!'

Plane drops toilet tissue to a castaway.

"It's bad Sir. We're out of supplies, lost and I don't think Captain Scott understands the gravity of our situation."

trapped on a desert island

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

"You can eat that muck if you like, I'm going to eat the Sergent Major!"

'Antioxidants! Antioxidants!...'

Surviving July 4th: One Doll's Story.

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

"You're starting to look good to me, bro."

'GPS! GPS!'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"Phil!"

Live, Laugh, Love.

Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up....

'Isn't it great to get away from all the violence of the city, to the peace and quiet of the great outdoors?'

'This place only has an electric can opener?'

"I was hoping for a more personal pizza delivery!"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Well now—isn't this in keeping with how the rest of our day is going."

"Hold on, I have only one chance to get this right."

Sharks Eating Desert Island Under The Water Line To Get To Castaway

"Somehow I feel safer now that we scored all the toilet paper."

"No, you move over!"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."