Survivalist Strategist T-Shirts

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Future world records

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

65 Million Years Ago

'Arf! Arf!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Anti stress week: For God sake don't miss it!!

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'I hate evolution!'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Prepper Dog

The trap

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Tsunami Evac Route

Island and man

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."