Survival Game Strategists T-Shirts

"Have you ever felt you were just a random NPC in an asymmetrical multiplayer open world survival video game?"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

65 Million Years Ago

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Personal conker trainer.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Arf! Arf!'

Hockey Season.

"Now you can send it."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Building a Shelter

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Desert Island Mishap

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Target your message

"Yes, I'm alone."