Survival Game Strategists Prints

"Have you ever felt you were just a random NPC in an asymmetrical multiplayer open world survival video game?"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

65 Million Years Ago

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Personal conker trainer.

Building a Shelter

'Arf! Arf!'

"Now you can send it."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Hockey Season.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Desert Island Mishap

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Tic-tac-toe

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

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