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Desert Island golf

Desert Island with quicksand.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

Desert Island BBQ

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Emergency Phone.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Building a Shelter

"Now you can send it."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"