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'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Desert Island Mishap

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

"We've got a problem."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Need tickets.

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

Shipwrecked.

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."