Survival Game Enthusiast Pillows

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Desert Island Mishap

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

"We've got a problem."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

Need tickets.

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.