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A dog is crawling towards a toilet in the middle of the desert.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Desert Island Mishap

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"We've got a problem."

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

Shipwrecked.

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.