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"You been here long?"

"Hey, maybe there's another island around here."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

'Okay, so I had one bad day.'

'Don't say: 'I got caught in a mousetrap.' Say: 'I'm a mousetrap survivor.''

'Is that a Tesco's carrier bag?'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Desert Island BBQ

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Arf! Arf!'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Desert Island Mishap

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

"We've got a problem."

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'