Survival Show Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Oh boy! My favorite show. 'Survivor: Babysitter Edition.'"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Desert Island Mishap

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"We've got a problem."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

Shipwrecked.

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

'Now what?'

"Hey, if we're getting laid off, it's every man for himself!"

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

Hammock for Man on Desert Island with Single Tree

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"The sign says you can swim to civilization from here, but that sounds unlikely."