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"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Need tickets.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

No Loitering

"At least my putting has improved."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

"You been here long?"

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

"Oh boy! My favorite show. 'Survivor: Babysitter Edition.'"

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

Vultures wait on a desert island.

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

"...I was just wondering Earl, could you do me another favor during high tide?"

"You are already a winner and can now go forward to our grand draw"

"Come in guys....the water is so warm."

'I hear they're delicious when they're sun dried.'

'I think I've solved the food problem, Al.'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"Finally, someone to gossip about."

COVID curtain in a theatre.

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