Survival Show Fan T-Shirts

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

"Actually I'm conducting a little experiment for the BBC"

"Don't you think you're taking these programmes a bit too seriously?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Need tickets.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

No Loitering

"At least my putting has improved."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

"Oh boy! My favorite show. 'Survivor: Babysitter Edition.'"

"Well yes, mongooses fight cobras, but to be truthful, only when we have to: It's a rather risky business..."

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

A football is dropped to a man stranded on desert island

Eskimo in Igloo

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

"Miss Reed, could you please bring me a palm tree and some ragged clothes?"

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

"Look! Land! We're saved!"

"What do you mean, 'how can you be sure it's yours'?!"