Survival Show Fan Mugs

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

"Actually I'm conducting a little experiment for the BBC"

"Delphine has been interviewed for, and accepted by, 'Survivor.' "

"Don't you think you're taking these programmes a bit too seriously?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

Need tickets.

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

No Loitering

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"At least my putting has improved."

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

"Well yes, mongooses fight cobras, but to be truthful, only when we have to: It's a rather risky business..."

"Oh boy! My favorite show. 'Survivor: Babysitter Edition.'"

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

Eskimo in Igloo

A football is dropped to a man stranded on desert island

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

"Miss Reed, could you please bring me a palm tree and some ragged clothes?"